Missionaries to India must practice the nod. But which one?

If you plan to go as a missionary you must get this nod!

Ah now I get it….and I am loving it!

 

Christian ballerina dance group finally dances the gospel.

Northern, City- A popular ballerina group that is said to be a brain child of a local church has announced a major break through in evangelism.

Explaining the ground breaking event was Tom one of the male ballerinas.

“We intend to spread this out to more churches. Some times people just don’t like being preached to but a little dance can warm the heart when the preaching of the gospel fails. I believe if the apostles had thought of getting tutus and doing ballerina dances they would have been more popular!”

“Well, we just wanted to be able to dance the gospel so we got this rhythm and got massive applauses even from atheists – they just completely got it!”

So then, this Sunday how else will the heathen know the gospel if no one dances for them? How will they understand if no one dons tutus?

Youth group burns down church building accidentally while trying to recreate Grammy song

CHARM CITY – A group of young and restless church youth while trying to rehearse a song they had seen on television ended up razing the building to the ground. Apparently they had been watching the recent Grammys searching for new ideas on how to make their church grow.

“Er, that’s true. We just wanted to be relevant. We saw this wicked fire dance on television and thought if we did it too in our Sunday worship service it would attract more people to church,” explained Tim, a teenager who was found on the scene, “but of course the fire got out of hand!”

Church Boy band brings back the feel good factor.

Moonwalking for the Lord?

Worship service gone wrong.

The Worship group over fills the smoke machine!