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Ah now I get it….and I am loving it!



IMG_4836.JPGNorthern, City- A popular ballerina group that is said to be a brain child of a local church has announced a major break through in evangelism.

Explaining the ground breaking event was Tom one of the male ballerinas.

“We intend to spread this out to more churches. Some times people just don’t like being preached to but a little dance can warm the heart when the preaching of the gospel fails. I believe if the apostles had thought of getting tutus and doing ballerina dances they would have been more popular!”

“Well, we just wanted to be able to dance the gospel so we got this rhythm and got massive applauses even from atheists – they just completely got it!”

So then, this Sunday how else will the heathen know the gospel if no one dances for them? How will they understand if no one dons tutus? …Read More!

14269509_BG5CHARM CITY – A group of young and restless church youth while trying to rehearse a song they had seen on television ended up razing the building to the ground. Apparently they had been watching the recent Grammys searching for new ideas on how to make their church grow.

“Er, that’s true. We just wanted to be relevant. We saw this wicked fire dance on television and thought if we did it too in our Sunday worship service it would attract more people to church,” explained Tim, a teenager who was found on the scene, “but of course the fire got out of hand!”

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