Posts Tagged ‘training course’

LA- Churchville: Do you have habitual late comers in your church? Yup, I knew you would be curious to read this far.

A village church is said to have improved it’s early attendance by 200% and has actually maintained it for over seven years in a row after introducing a unique one day challenge for serial late comers.

“I’ve never been late! Ever since 1962-the year the good Lord let a man walk on the moon -that was when I was sent for the early rising pioneer training,” said Mr Barebones who used to be a habitual late riser and was the first trainee.

It’s said the training routine could be exported to churches in New York, London and beyond (plus even Moscow) after the success stories of this little known ingenious training course.

Watch out -it could be coming to a place near you!

Or could it?

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