Pastor appeals to church: Let me be Easter Bunny or I resign!

Missacosta, WS – The pastor of a very popular church says he is considering tendering in his resignation if members  don’t send in enough tweets to answer the biggest dilemma of his career. This has now led to a stand off.

While preparing for this year’s Easter celebrations pastor Donogood reports, ” This year I want to take things to another level. I realise we now have large congregation and I want to keep every one happy and entertained – so I want to dress up as a bunny this Easter.”

“But my biggest dilemma is just I can’t decide whether to be dressed as a fuzzy bunny or a nifty hare. So I have had to turn to twitter and must get a vote count by Easter morning or I will resign.”

The tweets are already coming in – but there seem to be mixed feelings.

“Hey a fuzzy Easter bunny hopping up and down the aisle could touch a heart especially when the gospel fails,” said one tweet.

When the Easter sermon is (not) about bunnies and eggs!

CHARM CITY, L.A – The look parents (used to) get on Easter when their kids told them that in Sunday school they learnt about Easter bunny and Easter eggs…

However these days it’s the opposite. Actually this is the look when no one mentions bunnies and eggs in the Easter sermon!