Church introduces obstacle challenge for late comers.

Posted: May 14, 2017 in Satire
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LA- Churchville: A village church recently improved it’s early attendance by 100% and has maintained it for over seven years in a row after introducing a unique one day challenge for serial late comers. 

“I’ve never been late! Ever since 1956 when I was sent for the early rising pioneer training,” said Mr Barebones who used to be a habitual late riser and was the first trainee.

It’s said the training routine could be exported to cities like New York, London and beyond (even Moscow) after urban metropolitan employers heard of the wonders of the little known wonderful miracle training course.

Just when you thought it couldn’t happen – you could be next!


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