Chaos ensues as church member names and claims prosperity pastor’s mansion

Posted: February 28, 2017 in Christianity, Satire
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beach-mansionsFLORIDA – A rift has developed in a church after a prosperity pastor preached a radical message that ended up backfiring on him. The motivational speaker who believes that people can name and claim their blessings was irked when a church member was found marching round his mansion praying over it and “claiming it in the name of Jesus”.

“Surely I felt God was telling me that this is my mansion. It has my destiny written on it!” explained the church member when security was called.

“We were told that we should be obedient to the voice of God so I ran straight to claim this particular mansion. The pastor even said God will give us all the desires of our heart.”

The case is likely to end up in court as none of the parties have agreed to a settlement. The church is now divided as to who the house belongs to and who has rightful claim over it.


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