Church cancels Sunday worship service so as to take ice water challenge.

Posted: August 21, 2014 in Church growth methods, Pastors gone wild, Satire
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IMG_4843.PNGCENTRAL, City – A local congregation decided to cancel Sunday worship service so as to take bucket loads of iced water and drench them selves in a challenge said to be a spin off of a popular social fad.

“We decided to cancel worship this weekend,” said the Senior pastor, “just to join in a fad where you pour some cold water on yourself to avoid making a charitable donation. Yeah, sounds weird but we kind of liked the irony.”

“Those who avoided the challenge will be publicly forced to make donations,” added the man of God.

“I know the Bible kinda says we should not blow our own trumpets when making charitable donations but I think the kind of publicity that this drive will generate will justify the means.”

The popular church may choose to resume regular worship services next weekend…if no other popular fad interrupts their schedule.

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