Pastor sends church late comers to extreme boot camp to improve time keeping!

Posted: May 15, 2014 in Pastors gone wild, Satire
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CHARM CITY, Southern – A pastor in the city decided to recruit  a Marine and Navy SEALs instructor to work on the oldest habit in his congregation -late coming. Needless to say the Sunday cheer was short lived for a big section of the congregation when they turned up late as usual and were ushered into a room with a burly angry looking drill instructor waiting. The habitual late comers were made to sign on for an extreme boot camp course. A secret memo leaked on line shows the late comers will be taught how to wake up before cockcrow, tie shoe laces with one hand while making breakfast with the other and how to jog to church faster than your shadow through rain, tornadoes, hailstones and fire. Good times ahead indeed…. good times!

This video clip is said to show what the late comers may or may not be grappling with soon…

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