Pastor gets carried away with 5 hour ‘Mother’s day’ sermon.

Posted: May 11, 2014 in Christianity, Pastors gone wild, Satire
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asleep in church uhCHARM CITY, Eastcoast – A Church endured a five hour sermon when a visiting pastor decided to dedicate the Sunday worship service to his mother. The sermon came with riddles and lullabies that he had learnt when he was a child plus nicknames he got from his mum. After the first hour every body was wondering if the pastor would tell the church to turn to the Bible for the text of the sermon.

Five hours later with no Bible text in sight, the now sleepy and dazed congregants could hardly express their relief when the pastor finally wound up the marathon ‘Mother’s day’ sermon.

There was a rousing and relieved chorus of “Amen!” as the pastor finally took his seat.

It is not known if the congregation will invite the infamous pastor back next time.

 

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