Church votes to have more games after armed vocal minority overrule pastor

Posted: March 22, 2014 in Church growth methods, Pastors gone wild, Satire
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CHARM CITY, Crimeo – A church meeting ended with a majority vote for ‘more fun and games’ after a few church members resorted to some pragmatic solutions.

Three church members who started attending the urban church afew weeks ago took over the meeting when it came to time to vote on whether to have more Bible study or more games on Sunday mornings.

“It was a no brainer,” said Rick, “when we started attending the church we were attracted to the fun and games that were advertised on the church billboards. And now they want us to come to church and do Bible study?”

“We drew out our guns and asked if any one had a problem. Ofcourse, it was easy from there.”

When contacted for comment the pastor said everything is fine in his church. They will be changing the format of their services in the Summer.

” We are all for making things comfortable for all people who walk in through our doors. We will be having fewer Bible readings to accommodate the refined tastes and preferences of our sophisticated modern congregation.”

A new billboard outside the church this Saturday was advertising the next Sunday service to be exciting and thrilling with a Barry Totter and Vampire theme.

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