Oregon man unhappy as no one in Strange Fire Conference rolls on the floor

Posted: October 17, 2013 in Christianity, Satire
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20131017-225652.jpgSOUTHERN ALASKA – A man attending A Strange Fire conference addressing excesses in some Charismatic circles was irate after attending the wrong kind of meeting. On realising that no one in the congregation was barking like a dog or rolling on the floor, he soon sensed something was amiss.

“I have been saving money for months to come and attend a conference to get some new anointing fire but I just found people doing Bible study,” lamented Howard from Oregon. ” I am used to attending meetings where we sing one song over and over; then when you are getting dizzy with the anointing something comes and takes over causing people to roll on the ground, bark like a dog or dance like chicken.”

“Imagine my disappointment when I was told to sit down and listen to the preaching of the gospel. Yes, I will demand a refund! No one was even slain in the spirit! No one!”

It is not known if the unhappy man would stay to the end of the conference. If he does The Floating Axehead does hope he gets to learn something new about dangers of strange fires…and how to avoid circuses too.

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