Man does impossible trick to become ‘entertainment pastor’

Posted: October 8, 2013 in Christianity, Satire
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TENNESSEE – A popular church has finally chosen it’s undisputed ‘entertainment pastor’ after a stringent set of tests. The final contestant won the title in style as the church waited on with bated breathes during the last 30 seconds.

“We are glad that we have finally got a pastor who will continue keeping the numbers up. Some times a trick can warm the heart when the gospel can’t. I just hope he will have a new trick every Sunday,” remarked an over joyed deacon when contacted by The Floating Axehead.

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