Myliee Cyrus to do sell out church concert.

Posted: September 11, 2013 in Christianity, Music, Satire
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CHARM CITY Brooklyn – Five churches are teaming up to launch a sell out concert tipped to be the biggest church funded music drive in decades.

“We just thought well if we can get a way of getting these youths into church then we can
keep them interested by bringing people they are excited about,” said Tony an enthusiastic youth pastor.

“The other day we started a Bible study but no one turned up. So we decided to become purpose driven and thought a cool concert with celebrities will get people coming to church. I just didn’t think it would be this big. I wish we had started thinking like this a lot earlier!” said the senior pastor bringing the churches together.

After the news went viral on Facebook and Twitter the churches agreed to have the concert streamed on live video feed from one church to the other four churches.

The Floating Axehead is still baffled by these modern methods of pragmatism and finally though, is Myliee the same as…Miley?


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